{"product_id":"card-h-birthday-0-alcohole-morally-offensive","title":"Card 'h' Birthday 0% Alcohole Morally Offensive","description":"\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e.cs13DCAC4{text-align:left;margin:12pt 0pt 12pt 0pt;line-height:1.15;text-indent:0pt} .cs95B300B{11pt;font-weight:normal;color:#000000;font-style:normal;Calibri;} .csD65062B{13.5pt;font-weight:bold;color:#000000;font-style:normal;Calibri;} .csE4B0C6C{11pt;font-weight:normal;color:#000000;font-style:normal;margin:0pt 0pt 0pt 0pt;text-align:left;line-height:1.15;list-style-type:disc;Arial} .cs3388614{text-align:left;margin:0pt 0pt 10pt 0pt;line-height:1.15;text-indent:0pt}\u003c\/style\u003e\r\n\t\r\n\t\u003cp class=\"cs13DCAC4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eA cheeky and hilarious birthday card perfect for beer lovers with a great sense of humour. Featuring a classic black-and-white vintage-style image of a man looking horrified at a bottle labelled “0% Alcohol Beer,” this card delivers the punchline: “He usually didn’t mind jokey Birthday presents, but frankly this was just sick, twisted, and morally offensive.” Inside, the script simply reads “Happy Birthday” for the perfect finishing touch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"cs13DCAC4\"\u003e\r\n\t\t\t\u003cspan class=\"csD65062B\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\t\t\u003cul start=\"1\" style=\"margin-bottom:0;margin-top:0;\"\u003e\r\n\t\t\t\u003cli class=\"csE4B0C6C\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eFunny novelty birthday greeting card \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csE4B0C6C\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eVintage black-and-white retro design \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csE4B0C6C\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eHumorous “0% Alcohol Beer” gag artwork \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csE4B0C6C\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eInside script: “Happy Birthday” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csE4B0C6C\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eMeasures 17 x 11.5 cm \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csE4B0C6C\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eGreat for beer lovers, mates, dads, brothers, and workmates \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"csE4B0C6C\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eIdeal for milestone birthdays or anyone who appreciates cheeky humour \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\t\t\u003cp class=\"cs3388614\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eA guaranteed laugh-out-loud card for the birthday person who enjoys a good joke and a proper drink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"72 Federal","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43275690934335,"sku":"9313943380636","price":5.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/2286\/5727\/files\/9313943380636_1.jpg?v=1779236915","url":"https:\/\/www.72federal.com.au\/products\/card-h-birthday-0-alcohole-morally-offensive","provider":"72 Federal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}